Poetry
- Michael Jackson Poem
- Remember When We Were Marmots
- Making a Mountain out of a Molehill, You See Red
- » Ninja Turtle Canzone 1
- Ninja Turtle Canzone 2
- Ninja Turtle Canzone 3
- Vol De Nuit
- Short Poems 2007-2008
- Haikus
- A Generative Jibberish Poem
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A Calzone
We've wandered the night somn ambulists. Dawn's alabaster drinks crimson like a heliotropic dipsom- aniac, alert, watch-checking, waiting, as we do, for the eminent sun. Behold! the anticipated spills its basin, an orbed spear-tip gashes upward, melting, it awakes the warred and ridden people; with handsome rays the sun cleanses, imitates St. Michael. And, in its light, we find David's Michelangelo action figure—surrealism in the bleak grass. Henri Michaux spots his orange bandana and sings une chanson: "Ma colere est ma colere" "Enlarge thy baldness like an eagle (Micah 1.16)" replies Dave the Biblist, monotonical and brave as his Mikey- angelo action icon. Henri Michaux kicks a soccerball, transforms into multiple Czech writers and Marcel Proust, who disappears. The Czechs unify, raise rings to conjure Michael Jackson, and exit, stage left, backwards. Their distant drums fade westward. Even as the sun grows empyrean. "The word," replies Dave "is effulgent." Vestiges of Michaux are gone, so we delight in moving forward and walk hand in hand towards the glorious refulgence of the sun, the Southern Lord High Steward, wigged, ephemeral. We travel onward! with Dave clutching his hero doll, the catalyst of all events; a green, cutlassed mutant, a fearless party dude warding off Shredder cheese. Splendid checkmarks of pure sun dance his plastic head. Czech Kafkaologists writing in German call this 'check- ification' or heliocentric cowardice. According to one, Helios played checkers with the Queen of the Caucasus and was constantly in check. Another claims Helios, goaded by loss, castrated Mike D. The last says Helios, bored of both checkers and Mike D, sculpted the glorious Czech race in three days from prominent rocks sun- dered by seismic pressure; and was so pleased by the consum- mation, that he reclused, forgot his checkered past, his Earthly body, and was rejoined to his blest astral brothers and sisters in silent, fatalist motion. David and I are brown and calloused, our forms and angular shadows are check- marks of darkness in gold light. Palaced specks of sun coagulate in treebranches, listless puppets of the dryads. We hyperboreans travel homeward, plenty beyond the north wind, with no ontologolous thoughts between us. Beyond all the edges glisten, and Dave, replicant as always, quotes Micah: "and the day shall be dark over them." Michelangelo's head, chryselephantine green, elicits the last vibrant streaks of orange from the waning sun and fades into cool gray, into jade, into gypsum. We arrive in Hyperborea well after the sun. According to legend Apollo was imprisoned here in a chrysalis of light because he goaded the creator of the Czechs, Helios, who decreed "His tomb shall be perpetually Northward!" Tonight we sleep in the cold for tomorrow is Michaelmas.
2004