I’m in a weird demographic: I like to eat natural/organic food but I’m also incredibly lazy. I try to seek out fresh, local and natural foods, but ultimately I just want to eat Hot Pockets all day long.

So what am I to do? Trader Joe’s has always had a ton of natural/organic junk foods, and with the recent “green-washing” trend I’m seeing an ever-expanding variety of hippy products for lazy people like me.

So here’s a run-down of the five major junk food groups: Soda, Hot Pockets, Chocolate Milk, Frozen Waffles and of course Fast Food.

Pepsi Throwback – natural sugar not corn syrup

Oh man when I saw Pepsi Throwback I was in heaven. Pepsi has always been my life-blood, however when I started worrying about additives and especially corn syrup I started to feel guilty every time I had one. My only … (more…)